I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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