I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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