Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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