Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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