its not stalking. its research.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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