i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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