I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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