You work out of a Hotel?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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