Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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