Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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