The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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