are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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