I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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