do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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