BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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