So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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