just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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