I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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