Me. At least after what I've been through.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize