I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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