That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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