So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You smell like stripper and shame
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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