p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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