All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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