How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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