she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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