when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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