Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
