super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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