Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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