she was so not down for the gang bang
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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