pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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