This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
