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in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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