ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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