How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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