who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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