Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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