Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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