Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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