So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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