I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The ass gains better be worth it
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