hell yes lets make some ravioli
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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