THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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