This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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