So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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