bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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