He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Randomize
