I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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