If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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