Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
