Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Girls should come with a carfax report
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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