this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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